– I'' ll inform it to ya in order. I'' m simply gon '
tell you what taken place at'the weddin ', ' cause to put it in
order wear ' t make no( warning) feeling. Firstly, they have 24 individuals in the weddin''.( target market laughs) That you understand truly got 12 (beeping) friends? 12 groomsmen with 12 bride? The colors they picked was delicious chocolate brown and also mint eco-friendly. (target market laughs) As well as none of the ladies mosted likely to the same shop. (target market laughs) You know the amount of tones of green it is? Them heifers were standin' ' up there look like a bag of Skittles. (audience laughs).
( target market praising) It was mint green, lime.
environment-friendly, money eco-friendly, emerald eco-friendly, yellow eco-friendly,.
her environment-friendly, lawn environment-friendly. I stated, “” Lord, commiserate!”” And also 2 of her sweethearts is dancers.Oh no, no, no, no, no. Not Alvin Ailey professional dancers. (target market laughs) I'' 'm talkin ' ' spell, come. on, the pole, pole.
'Stripper, cover your leg. ' round it, let ' s go.( target market laughs )Currently these 2 heifers, one of ' em obtained a tattoo of a snake goin ' up her leg and it twists around her upper leg and the serpent is bitin ' at that point. Currently they done changed they gown. They ' d tore a split.
all the way up to below. That'' s just how I recognize the. snake head is bitin ' at it. Currently they comin' ' up
the. aisle simply advertisin''.( audience laughs) We in church! My Auntie Agnes said, “” Oh no, “” you ain'' t lookin ' at them( beeping “). “You black kid of a (beeping).”” (target market laughs) In the church! Now, my little partner, “” Steve,.
I stated “, “Don ' t say a (beeping).
point when we get below. “” You the only one dismayed ''
spell. the cussin' ' at the church. “This what they do.
“” Everyone utilized to this in below. “” You don'' t see no one else sayin' ' nothin '. “We at the weddin'',
you. wished to come, now we below.”” (audience laughs) Currently I'' ma tell you somethin''. else that taken place. This ain ' t in order.'It don ' t make no (warning) feeling.( target market laughs) My niece has always had a desire to have on her weddin''. day a steed and carriage
.( target market laughs) Look, when you ain'' t obtained cash, there ' s some points you need to start checkin' ' off your checklist. (target market laughs) You ain'' t obtained the cash for all this right here. Currently, you thinkin' ' white. equine, white carriage.( target market laughs )Here her and Ricky come ' rounded the corner. They done borrowed the guy wagon that market watermelons in the hood. (audience laughs).
( target market praising) All brownish home, got a dip in his back, got hay all on the back of this buckboard, got some watermelons on it.She just comin' '' ' round. She get on off of the buckboard, they throwin' ' the rice on.
( target market laughs).( audience praising) Below come my wife, “They. not meant to do that.” “They ain'' t intended to do none of this “. “We ain'' t expected to be below, “” but you'' re the( warning) intended to come. “” Currently, you obtain the rice as well as throw it.”” (audience laughs) Currently she take place in the church. She in the church, they walkin' ' in'. I ' m gettin ' prepared to enter the church, and I discover little bit.
( Steve imitates Ricky sobbing) He rubbin' ' his leg.( Steve mimics Ricky weeping) I go up to the buckboard, I stated, “” Ricky, why don'' t you come on, guy? (target market laughs) He obtained an ankle arm band on, and also his (beeping) rode.
two much from the house. (audience laughs).
( target market praising) Now, it'' s simply stainin ' his( beeping).( Steve mimics Ricky moaning) “( target market laughs) “Boy,
obtain your dumb (beeping). “down off that buckboard, “as well as stalk the front of the church “as well as perhaps it'' ll stop hurtin '” so a lot.”( Steve mimics Ricky moaning) We enter church, oh, it get worse.These two fools after that chose that they gon ' create their very own vows.( audience laughs) They enter as well as do a. foolish (beeping )criminal.
“I just wan na state you recognize that.
I be there for you permanently. “” You know, through the thick.
as well as the thin, you recognize? “” I take care of you and also.
“You know what I'' m sayin '? “However you recognize, to hell.
with that poor, though. “” You know Rick go out.
here as well as make it happen. “” I do whatever I got to do. “” I obtained ta go back to prison “” for you as well as the youngsters, I'' ll return.”” (target market laughs) My other half, “” I'' m all set to go. (target market laughs) “” We reached obtain outta right here. “” You can'' t do this in the Lord ' s residence.” “” “We ain'' t goin ' (beeping
) nowhere. (target market laughs )” I told you we shouldn'' t also have come “” to this insane (beeping) weddin''. “Now, you all of an unexpected,.
you gon' ' be a Christian.”” She was so troubled. “” Steve, this ain'' t right,.
' Cause she was simply as well.
distressed yet I informed her, you recognize what I mean? So, we walkin' ' out the church, as well as we get virtually to the door and I listen to the guy say, “” And.
' Reason there ain ' t no means in( beeping )I ' m fittin ' to miss this. Y'' all, I went outside. That old male came out.
and opened that cage. All sort of birds flew outta there. (audience laughs) There wasn'' t a white.
dove in there nowhere. Pigeons appeared, black crows came out. They had a squirrel in.
there runnin' ' the birds out. 2 poultries was in the cage. As well as one bird came out such as this. (audience laughs) (Steve laughes).
( audience laughs).
(target market laughs) I'' 'm talkin ' ' spell, come.( target market laughs )Now these two heifers, one of ' em got a tattoo of a serpent goin ' up her leg and also it wraps around her thigh and also the serpent is bitin ' at that point.( audience praising) All brownish home, obtained a dip in his back, obtained hay all on the back of this buckboard, obtained some watermelons on it.She just comin' '' ' round. “You understand what I'' m sayin '? ' Cause there ain ' t no means in( beeping )I ' m fittin ' to miss this.
