– FIRST OF ALL, YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. YOU LOOK REALLY, REALLY …
– I RUN.
– I RUN. – UH-HUH.- I RUN A WHOLE LOT. I RUN, AND AFTER THAT SOMEBODY COMES AND ALSO OBTAINS ME AND BRINGS ME BACK.
COME TO OBTAIN YOU. – SO I'' VE BEEN RUNNING.
– BUT THANK YOU. THAN I WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS– YOU ALL KNOW THIS, BUT I HAVE DISCOVERED. AND ALSO I WILL STATE THIS RIGHT CURRENTLY– I FORGIVE YOU, ELLEN.
– MANY THANKS.- I DO.
– AS WELL AS I FOR– – I FORGIVE YOU.
– I FORGIVE YOU AS WELL.- BUT IT ' S MY NEW PLAN.- I FORGIVE AND FAIL TO REMEMBER.
– THAT ' S THE BRAND-NEW ME.- WELL, IT ' S WORKING, ' REASON YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ' RE IN. WELL, SHE ' S FROM EUROPE.
IF YOU GO– AS WELL AS HE ' S GOT. CURRENTLY THAT ' S–.
I ' M UTILIZING THE WORD– HE HAS T-SHIRTS FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT 10,000– HE INFORMED ME HE PURCHASED. 10,000 T-SHIRTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT AT 100 YOU OBTAIN A BREAK,. AT 200 YOU GET A BREAK
, 500– HE PURCHASED 5,000 T-SHIRTS'. AND HE PUT THEM. IN MY GARAGE– WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DELAY, DELAY–.
– O.K..- SO I ' M IN MY GARAGE, THERE ' S BOXES OF 10,000. TEE SHIRTS, AND ALSO, LIKE MY SON,.
THERE'' S NO
ROOMAREA THAT ' S THE GARAGE. THERE ' S SOAP.
I SAID, “EXISTS AN ALEX MANDEL. STORE, DOT COM'?” I WEAR ' T KNOW– HE DIDN ' T. DETERMINE HOW TO
DO IT. SO IF YOU DESIRED AMONG THESE. T-SHIRTS– I DON ' T KNOW HOW YOU GET IT,. BUT … [laughter] THEY'' RE AVAILABLE. HELP– AND I ' LL SEND YOU– IF YOU GO TO ALEX MANDEL VLOG. AND ALSO FIGURE IT OUT, I ' LL SEND YOU SOAP TOO.I WILL SEND YOU SOAP. I ' LL SEND YOU A T SHIRT.”HE DIDN'' T THINK IT THROUGH.
– FIRST OF ALL,. I WOULD ' VE THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH.
THAT SOAP BY “NOW. THAT ' S WHY I OFFERED IT TO YOU.” DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU
USE SOAP— YOU CLAIMED A “LIFETIME.”. – YES.
– YOU DIDN ' T THINK I WAS GON NA. LAST THIS LONG, DID YOU?- YEAH,'RIGHT. -A LIFETIME OF SOAP'– “I DIDN ' T THINK HE WAS GON NA. MAKE IT THROUGH FOR GREATER THAN A YEAR.
“- EXACTLY.
– IT KEEPS BEGINNING PALLETS.- OH, REALLY? – MONTHLY. I OBTAIN A PALLET OF SOAP.
IT ' S RIDICULOUS. IT ' S NOT FUNNY. SOAP ' S RIGHT HERE!
THE T-SHIRTS ARE BELOW.- YOU ' RE WELCOME.- THE SOAP AND ALSO THE SHIRTS. – WELL, THANKS. I FORGIVE YOU.
– THANK YOU. AND WHY ONCE AGAIN?- I FORGET.
[cheers and applause] – YOUR CHILD.
-THAT'MUST ' VE BEEN— IT IS SO–. OH, LOOK, THERE SHE IS.THAT ' S THE INSTRUCTOR. IT WAS EMOTIONAL, YOU KNOW.
THAT'' S MY BABY GIRL. THAT ' S JACKIE. I MEAN, THAT'' S– AND THAT ' S MY KID.
HE ' S AN ORDAINED PRIEST TOO. HE MARKETS SHIRTS. AND HE ' S AN ORDAINED MINISTER AND ALSO HE '”S A BARTEND–. YOU RECOGNIZE WHAT? I KNOW THAT LOOKS FUNNY,
.
AND HE CLAIMED, “CONTAINER I OFFICIATE. MY SIS ' S WEDDING CELEBRATION?” WELL, FIRST HE CLAIMED,.
“CONTAINER I WED MY SIBLING?” AND ALSO I STATED, “NO.”.'- NO. – WE LIVE … MUCH EVEN MORE NORTH. ANYWAY– NO “, I ' M GON NA OBTAIN LET–.- MANY THINGS HERE.- I UNDERSTAND–” THAT ' S A PROBLEM.
AND ALSO I WAS REALLY UPSET WITH HIM, BECAUSE IT ' S A LOVELY DAY,. MY DAUGHTER ' S GETTING MARRIED, AS WELL AS HE SHOWS UP. AS WELL AS HE GETS A LAUGH,.
HE TOLD A WONDERFUL– I
' LL TELL YOU REALLY ACTUALLY–. USING THE PENGUIN SUIT, THE FACTOR HE WAS DOING IT.
IS BECAUSE THE PENGUIN IS THE ONLY PET IN THE ENTIRE.
PET KINGDOM THAT– THIS IS WHAT THEY DO– WHEN IT'' S TIME FOR THEM TO FRIEND,.
OR TO DISCOVER A COMPANION, THEY WILL HEAD OUT AND ALSO THEY WILL.
FIND A ROCK OR A ROCK, AND ALSO THE PENGUIN GRABS.
A STONE OR A ROCK AND AFTERWARDS RETURNS TO THE FLOCK.
OF OTHER PENGUINS AS WELL AS IT DISCOVERS THE PENGUIN.
IT WISHED TO FRIEND WITH AS WELL AS IT PUTS DOWN THE ROCK,.
AS WELL AS THE PENGUIN– THIS IS REAL– WILL KICK THE ROCK TO THE.
PENGUIN IT WANTS TO FRIEND WITH.IF SHE ACCEPTS THE ROCK, THE PENGUIN MATES KEEPING THAT.
PENGUIN FOR THE REST OF ITS LIFE AS WELL AS NEVER STRAYS. IT REMAINS VIRGINAL. IT'' S THE ONLY ANIMAL.
THAT DOES IT. SO MY KID CAME DRESSED.
HE HAD A ROCK WITH HIM. AS WELL AS HE KICKED THE ROCK TO MY–.
ISN'' T THAT BEAUTIFUL? EXCEPT THE PLATFORM WE WERE ON.
WAS ON AN ANGLE, SO … [giggling] HE KICKED IT,.
AND YOU COULD HEAR IT GO, TUMBLE, TUMBLE, ROLL BACK. HE CLAIMED,.
“” PLEASE KICK THE ROCK ONCE MORE.”” AS WELL AS HE DID IT AGAIN,.
AND ALSO IT ROLLED BACK. AS WELL AS SHE– SHE PICKED UP THE ROCK,.
AND ALSO HE GOES, “” MY SISTER HAS APPROVED.
THE ROCK. I CURRENTLY ARTICULATE YOU.
MAN AND ALSO WIFE.”” – THAT'' S BEAUTIFUL. -IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. AS WELL AS THAT '
S ALEX. HER HUSBAND ALEX.- SO LET'' S RELAX AND.
WE'' LL SPEAK ABOUT “” DEAL WITH IT.”” – I'' M TIRED. YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT? RELAX. I FORGIVE YOU.
– BUT IT ' S MY NEW PLAN.- WELL, IT ' S WORKING, ' REASON YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ' RE IN.- SO I ' M IN MY GARAGE, THERE ' S BOXES OF 10,000. I WEAR ' T KNOW– HE DIDN ' T. FIGURE OUT HOW TO
DO IT. I INDICATE, THAT'' S– AND ALSO THAT ' S MY BOY.
