< [WEDDING EVENT MARCH< PLAYS] I NOW ARTICULATE YOU
GUY AND ... MARION. GET UP. I RECOGNIZE THIS
EVENING WEDDING
IS TAXING, BUT YOU NEED TO
REMAIN ALERT. YOUR WEDDING EVENT, RIGHT? THAT ELSE'' S? WHERE ARE THE TUXES? OH, I SENT OUT TITO AND ALSO CARL TO GET THEM. OH, FANTASTIC. MY TUX WILL BE DIRTY<
> AND ON FIRE. HELLO, HEY, HELLO, HI. WE GOT THE TUXES FOR WALKING THAT LAST MILE, BROTHER. YEAH, DOC. SOON, YOU'' LL BE IN ENCHANTING LOCKDOWN FOREVER. WHY DOES EVERYBODY CONTRAST MARRIAGE TO JAIL? IT'' S NOT THE SAME. RIGHT? MAX, COME ON. IT'' S JUST PREWEDDING ANXIETIES. I'' M SURE MERCEDES IS GOING THROUGH THE SAME POINT. ¶ GO, MERCEDES ¶ IT'' S YOUR WEDDING CELEBRATION DAY ¶ GO', MERCEDES ¶ IT ' S YOUR WEDDING DAY SO JUST LOOSEN UP, OK? [DOORBELL RINGS] OH.
MOMMY', PAPA, YOU ' RE EARLY.
WE ' RE SIMPLY ANXIOUS TO SEE OUR SON GET MARRIED.
SOME HARD TIME, HUH? OH, MOTHER. REALLY, DON'' T DO IT.
SO, WHERE IS OUR DAUGHTER MERCEDES? OH, SHE ' S NEXT DOOR, PREPARING YOURSELF. ISN'' T THAT DANGEROUS? SUPPOSE THE BRIDEGROOM SEES HER? < MON DIEU! LOOK, NO PERSON WORRY. MERCEDES AS WELL AS I WON'' T. SEE EACH OTHER. WELL, LET'' S SIMPLY HOPE.
THAT THE WEDDING EVENT. ISN ' T DELAYED BY SOME L.A. DILEMMA: TRAFFIC CONGESTION, QUAKE, SALE ON SILICONE. < EXCUSEZ-MOI.< EXISTS. SOME ISSUE HAVING THE WEDDING CELEBRATION.
HERE IN L.A.? I BELIEVE.
WE SETTLED THAT. WE WOULD GLADLY.
HAVE PAID TO HAVE IT.
IN BOSTON. AH, YES. NOTHING SAYS CLASS.
SUCHED AS BAKED BEANS.
AND BAD BASKETBALL TEAMS. WHAT DO YOU RECOGNIZE.
REGARDING CLASS? OH, PLEASE.
[BUZZER RINGS] SHE'' S NOT MARRYING.
I JUST COULDN'' T. MISS THE WEDDING. I'' M HAPPY YOU CAME BACK. AFTER YOU LEFT BRAND-NEW YORK, I JUST COULDN ' T GET YOU.
CALLED THAT BEFORE. I'' M GRATEFUL YOU CAME. CAPTIONING MADE FEASIBLE BY.
NBC PRODUCTIONS AS WELL AS.
TH EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NETWORK ¶ UNH ¶ CHECK IT OUT ¶ UNH, IN THE HOME ¶ NO DIGGITY ¶ NO UNCERTAINTY, BABY ¶ NO DIGGITY ¶ NO UNCERTAINTY, UH-HUH ¶ NO DIGGITY ¶ NO QUESTION, INFANT ¶ NO DIGGITY ¶ NO QUESTION, UH-HUH ¶ IN YOUR HOME ¶ UNH ¶ UNH ¶ WE IN YOUR HOUSE ¶ FIND OUT MORE ¶ WE IN YOUR HOME, CHILD ¶ NO DIGGITY ¶ NO DOUBT, INFANT ¶ NO DIGGITY ¶ NO DOUBT, UH-HUH ¶ WE IN YOUR HOME OK, YOUR PARENTS.
ARE ALL COOLED DOWN,.
ALL RIGHT? MANY THANKS TO MY SKILL. AND A CONTAINER.
LOOK, I'' M GON NA. GO MAKE'SURE THEY ' RE OK. SEE YA, NATALIE.
MARION … I ' M GON NA GO TO. TONIA'' S AND ALSO ADJUSTMENT.
NATALIE, DELAY.
THERE ' S SOMETHING I WANT. TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT.
AND ALSO … BE
CAREFUL ON YOUR WAYMETHOD OVER TO TONIA ' S.
SELF-MADE THIEF ALARM SYSTEM, AND ALSO THE TIN CANS. OHH. KNOCK ON DOOR]
LOOK WHO WE FOUND.
HEY, EVERYBODY. CONGRATULATIONS,. MERCEDES. OH, I ' M SO GLAD. YOU MADE IT. [KNOCK ON DOOR] [GASP] IT ' S A GUY.
AAH!'AAH! AAH!” AAH! WAIT.
CHILL.
IT ' S NOT MAX. OH. OH.
OH. THAT ' S “WHOMP! MAX ASKED United States.
THIS NECKLACE OVER FOR MERCEDES. FROM YOUR'MOTHER.
MY MOTHER ' S BELOW? TELL HER AHEAD OVER. OK, TITO,.
YOU GUYS CANISTER LEAVE. THAT ' S EASY. FOR YOU TO SAY,.
CHEVY. COUGH. COUGH. AHEM-HEM-HEM! UH', CHEVY … THIS IS TONIA,.
MY HOUSEMAID OF HONOR. HOUSE MAID? NO ONE ' S TAKEN YOU.
OFF THE MARKET? I CAN ' T BELIEVE THAT. WELL, THE MARKETPLACE ' S. BEEN DOWN.
BUT RATES OF INTEREST. ARE RISING.
COUGH. EXCUSE ME, CHEVY.
TONIA. UH, TONIA
, I FEEL.
THE DEMAND TO WARN YOU. CONCERNING MY SIBLING. HE ' S TYPE OF. THE ISSUE MEMBER. OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS. EXCELLENT.
I ' M. THE TROUBLE PARTICIPANT. OF MY FAMILY. NO, NO,.
NO, NO, NO. TONIA, I ' M
SERIOUS. PLEASE, FOR ME, DON ' T GET ENTAILED.
WITH HIM. WHY IS HE A PROBLEM? I TIN ' T SAY.
I ' M UNDER. HOUSEHOLD TRICK ORDER.
WELL, I SHOULD.
LET YOU PREPARE, BUT, TONIA … I ' M SURE I ' LL SEE
. YOU ONCE AGAIN QUICKLY. BYE, INFANT SIS.
GIRL, YOU. BETTER STAY MARRIED.
FOR A MILLION YEARS. GREAT FOR YOU,.
TONIA.
YOU CAN ' T JUST.
LET THESE MEN CAN BE FOUND IN RIGHT HERE.
YOU GOT TA. HELLO, TIFFANY.
GRAHAM. GRAHAM, WHAT ARE.
YOU DOING RIGHT HERE? BABY, I KNOW THAT.
THIS IS A HARD TIME, AND I KNOW.
TO JUST BE GOOD FRIENDS, BUT I HAVE SOMETHING. I NEED TO KNOW. IMPORTANT THAT IT CAN ' T WAIT?
WITH ME IN CANCUN, WATCHING THE SUNDOWNS. AND ALSO STROLLING. ALONG THE COASTLINE? WELL, IF I CAN WEAR. THIS CLOTHING, I ' D SAY LET ' S GO. NO, LISTEN.
WHAT DID YOU THINK, THE LOVE. OF THIS SPECIAL DAY WOULD MAKE ME. WEAK FOR YOU? WHAT? ME? CHILD,. I WOULD NEVER EVER– IS IT WORKING? LISTEN … GRAHAM, OUR CONNECTION.
HASN ' T'EXACTLY BEEN STABLE. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. WELL, MAYBE WE CAN. ADJUSTMENT ALL THAT. COME ON.
SIMPLY THINK.
HI THERE. YOU IMPROVE START. GETTING READY.
IT'' S NEARLY TIME. MAX … HOW DID YOU KNOW.
MERCEDES WAS THE ONE? [SIGHS] ON HER FAMILY ' S LUXURY YACHT. LAUGHES]
IT FIGURES. IT WASN ' T THE YACHT … ALTHOUGH THE COOK. WAS FABULOUS.
IT ' S WHAT. SHE SAID TO ME.
I STATED, “WE SHOULD. GO OFF TO AN ISLAND. ON THIS YACHT AND ALSO LEAVE EVERY LITTLE THING. BEHIND United States.” AS WELL AS SHE STATED,. “WHICH ONE?” MMM. YOU SEE … EVEN IN A FANTASY, WE DESIRED. TO BE WITH EACH OTHER. LOOK, I ' LL SEE YOU.
AT THE CHURCH … BEST MALE.
HI THERE, YOU. THE IDEAL MAN TONIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS.
OH … NATALIE. [ UM … WHY DON ' T WE JET AWAY.
OR SOMETHING? REALLY?
WHICH ONE? I DON ' T KNOW. BUT I ' M THANKFUL YOU.
ASKED, YOU KNOW? MAX GETS ON HIS MEANS. TO THE CHURCH. OH, YAY! OH,.< i >
MA PETIT ENFANT, YOU ' RE GON NA BE.
THE PRETTIEST NEW BRIDE. EVER BEFORE, UNLESS,
NATURALLY,. I REMARRY.
MERCEDES ' SHROUD! AT MARION ' S. WELL, WE ' D BETTER.
IT ' S TIME TO GO. OF COURSE?
MERCI. SO TELL ME.
OH, BELOVED,.
I ' M NOT WRITING.
A SINGLE CHECK UNTIL. YOU HAVE PROOF.
MOMMY. YES? NOT THIS TIME.
OH. THEN … HE ' S.
NOTHIN ' LIKE. APPEARANCE, NATALIE, I BEEN TRYING. TO SAY SOMETHING.
MARION. WELL, IN THAT INSTANCE … NATALIE … I ' D LIKE YOU TO– OH! OH, MARION,.
I ' M SORRY.
I ' M LOOKING. FOR MY SHROUD.
I WEAR ' T KNOW.
AAH! AAH! HE SAW HER.
NOW,. THAT ' S ROTTEN LUCK.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT ' S JUST A FOOLISH.
SUPERSTITIOUS NOTION, RIGHT? OH,'NO, LADY,.
IT ' S REAL! IN ONE LEG, HER GLASS EYE.
STOOD OUT OUT– TONIA! PLEASE,. NOT NOW! WELL, I BELIEVE. IT ' S EQUALLY AS WELL, DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAVE.
SOME SERIOUS DOUBTS. REGARDING THIS WEDDING EVENT. UNCERTAINTIES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN,.
YOU HAVE UNCERTAINTIES? DON ' T TELL ME.
YOU WEAR ' T HAVE. QUESTIONS, TOO.
OF COURSE, BUT WE HAVE. WAY TOO MUCH CLASS. TO SAY IT, UNLIKE YOU, DEAR. FORGIVE ME! MY PARENTS.
HAVE COURSE. AND THEY ' RE NOT. CALLED AFTER VEHICLES. NO, THEY ' RE NOT.
THEY ' RE NAMED. SAMSON AS WELL AS CLEOPATRA.
WHO ' S YOUR GRANDFATHER–.
SHEDDING SHRUB? HONEY, I DIDN ' T. MEAN TO SAY THAT,.
BUT YOU ARE … [EVERYONE,. BE QUIET!
BE QUIET! QUIET! PEACEFUL! OHH! PLEASE! LET ' S NOT.
LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT WE ALL.
CAME BELOW FOR. THESE 2 ARE
ABOUT.
TO TAKE THE GREATEST STEP. OF THEIR LIVES! PSHH! PSHH! APPEARANCE. I KNOW.
SOME INDIVIDUALS THAT ' D. KILL FOR THAT COURAGE. AS WELL AS BELIEVE ME, I UNDERSTAND. BECAUSE RIGHT'.
BEFORE YOU ALL CAME,
I WAS ABOUT.
TO FACE THAT FOR. THE EXTREMELY FIRST TIME. I WAS ABOUT.
TO ASK THIS WOMAN. TO WED ME. MARION …'I PUT ON ' T KNOW. WHAT TO SAY.
LOOK, DON ' T SAY. ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? I HAVEN ' T OFFICIALLY. ASKED YOU YET. LOOK, EVERYONE,.
LET ' S ALL GO TO CHURCH. WE ' LL DISCUSS THIS. FIRST, I THINK THAT MAXWELL.
[SIGHS] I ' M SORRY. OK, LET ' S GET.
I’M SORRY! THAT WASN ' T.
EXTREMELY GENUINE.< i >
JE CONSENTIS.
. HE DIDN ' T MEAN IT.
OH, WOULD YOU STOPPED IT. VERY CUTE … ABOUT A YEARS AGO.
OOH! MAXWELL,. ARE YOU GON NA QUIT THIS CALLOUS WOMAN ' S. ATTACK? IF ANYBODY ' S. BEING CALLOUS … IT ' S THESE. 2 VEHICLES! MAX! WHY ARE YOU BEING. SO MEAN TO MY PARENTS? RIGHT HERE ' S A SHOT IN THE DARK–.
THEY HAD IT COMING! ALL RIGHT! THAT ' S IT!
SOMEBODY, GRAB. THE TAIL ON THIS POINT! I
' M OUTTA BELOW! IT ' S JUST AS WELL,.
OF COURSE! WHO WANTS. SPORTS CAR DeVILLE?! IT ' S NEARLY 11:00.
IT ALL APPEARED SO RIGHT. MAXWELL PURSUED ME.
LIKE A KNIGHT OF OLD, UNDAUNTED BY ANYTHING.
HE WANTED ME. MERCEDES, I BELIEVE. YOU NEED SOMETHING.
KNOCK ON DOOR] MERCEDES. CANISTER I SPEAK TO YOU.
FOR A MINUTE? OH.
CERTAIN, MARION. YOU DIDN ' T COME RIGHT HERE. TO SPEAK ABOUT THAT MALE,.
DID YOU? NO, NO, NO. THIS IS.
ABOUT ME AND NATALIE. OH, GOOD. POSSIBLY.
I CAN AID SOMEBODY AVOID MAKING. MAXWELL AND ALSO I DID HAVE.
PERHAPS WE RUSHED IN. PREMATURELY … 2 CRAZY CHILDREN … IN LOVE … DARING THE DESTINIES. TO REFUTE US.
[WHISTLES] YOU KNOW,. PERHAPS I MUST DATE.
MERCEDES ' BRO CHEVY. IT ' S NOT LIKE HE DID.
ANY HARD TIME. I REALLY HOPE. WELL, THEN POSSIBLY.
I CAN SEE CURRENTLY THAT LIFE. I MUST SIMPLY.
I ' M BELIEVING ABOUT. I ' M IN A COMPLETELY DRY SPELL.
I WEAR ' T KNOW WHAT ' S UP.
WITH THE HAT. HE NEVER TAKES IT OFF,. I PROMISE.
[GASPS] MARION! YOU 2 NEED TO TALK. I'' M SORRY, MAX, BUT I COULDN ' T STAND.
TO SEE YOU 2.
SIMILAR TO THIS. GO ON. SO, MAXWELL … ARE YOU PREPARED TO SAY SORRY.
TO MY PARENTS? NO. YOUR MOMS AND DADS ARE PRIDEFUL,.
JUST LIKE YOURS! I'' M SORRY.
DIDN ' T MEAN. LOOK … YOU ' RE. APPEARANCE, HONEY, I UNDERSTAND WE LOVE THEM … BUT WE LOVE.
EACH OTHER, TOO. WE CONTAINER'' T EVER. FORGET THAT. AND I NEVER EVER WILL … DEAR. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? ALLOW'' S GET MARRIED. I DO. ALL RIGHT, COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT? ALLOW ' S GET OUT OF HERE. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT THE POOR GOOD LUCK? IT'' S ALMOST TWELVE O’CLOCK AT NIGHT,.
AS WELL AS IF WE OBTAIN WED.
AFTER 12:00, IT'' LL BE TOMORROW,.
AS WELL AS IT WON'' T ISSUE. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'' S GREAT THINKING, MAX. LET'' S GET THE MEN TOGETHER. BEGIN. I'' LL AID THE NEW BRIDE. HEY,.
WE'' LL OBTAIN THEM WED, AND ALSO THEN WE'' LL.
TALK ABOUT United States, HUH?.
OH, I ' M SO GLAD. LET YOU OBTAIN READY, BUT, TONIA … I ' M SURE I ' LL SEE
. AT MARION ' S. WELL, WE ' D BETTER. IF ANY PERSON ' S. BEING CALLOUS … IT ' S THESE. I'' M SORRY, MAX, BUT I COULDN ' T STAND.
