GHETTO WEDDING PART 2 | Steve Harvey Stories

(positive music) – I'' m simply gon na tell you what took place at the wedding celebration. (audience laughing) 12 best men, 12 new bride. (target market groaning) Ain'' t none of the ladies went to the same store.
lime environment-friendly, money environment-friendly, emerald environment-friendly, your green,
her green, turf green. I claimed, “” Lord commiserate.”” And also 2 of her partners is professional dancers. Oh no, no, no, no, not
I told you wear'' t claim absolutely nothing. (target market laughing) See you wanted to come here, I said, don'' t state a (beep ). You the just one upset regarding.
the cussing at the church. This what they do. We at the wedding, you wanted.
to find, now we'' re right here.

( audience laughing) My niece has constantly had a desire to carry her wedding.
day a steed and also carriage. Now, you believing white.
horse, white carriage. Right here her and also Ricky come round the edge, they done obtained the man wagon that market watermelons in the hood. (target market laughing) Old brownish equine, obtained a dip in his back, obtained hair all on the.
back of this buckboard, got some watermelons on it. She just coming round the.
edge, equally as proud. They throwing the rice on.
her prior to the wedding. (audience laughing) And also I noticed little Ricky,.
is still on the buckboard. And also he crying, he scrubing his leg. (crying) “” My leg!”” I said, “” What'' s incorrect with your leg?” “” “I'' m under residence arrest.”” (target market laughing) He obtained an ankle bracelet on, and also his silly (beep) done.
rode as well far from your house.

( target market laughing) Now it'' s simply stingin ' his( beep ).( weeping )Young boy obtain your stupid (beep).
down off that buckboard. As well as stalk the front of the church, maybe it'' ll stop harming a lot. We get in church, these two fools done made a decision that they gon na compose they possess pledges. “” Yeah, yeah, mic check, yeah, yeah.”” (target market laughing).
“” Yeah, wah, wah, wah. Yeah, yeah, Lil' ' Rick up in below. I simply wan na say, you understand, that I'' ll be there for. you permanently, you understand, via the thick as well as the thin. You comprehend? I deal with you and.
everybody up in below. Create I'' m, I ' m hard like that. You understand what I'' m saying? I assure to be with.
you forever, you recognize, rich and also for po'', yet you understand, to' hell with that said, po ' though. You recognize Rick head out.
here and make it take place. I do whatever I reached do, I obtained to return to prison.
( audience laughing) Bring your (beep) on. Cause ain'' t no way in.
( beep) I'' m finna miss this.( audience laughing) I recognize good as well as (beep) well you ain'' t obtained no cash for no doves.
cause this finna be good. That old guy appeared.
All kinds of birds flew out of there. It wasn'' t a white dove in there no where.
there running the birds out. 2 hens was in the cage. As well as one bird appeared similar to this- (audience laughing) (kissing) (upbeat songs).

(upbeat music) – I'' m just gon na tell you what occurred at the wedding. (audience laughing) See you wanted to come right here, I said, wear'' t claim a (beep ).( audience laughing) Currently it'' s simply stingin ' his( beep ). Trigger I'' m, I ' m hard like that.( audience laughing) I know excellent as well as (beep) well you ain'' t obtained no cash for no doves.

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