I'm trying to fix this thing
but it's giving me issues See if you can… Guys Baze10 You are not ready? I'm almost ready Look at the groom of the day Don't worry I'll… Fix everything up
-Where is your shirt? My shirt? Ugh… You already know me I always wear turkey shirt so… The shirt is at the venue so when we get
to the venue I'll wear the shirt and… Put the suit on I'll wait for you You want to keep us waiting Emmanuella everybody is prepared except me Let me go and prepare
-Hey my friend will you stand there! (Mimicking Mark) So if you're allowed
you'll want to attend the wedding? No no no
I want to know If they allow you
you'll want to attend the wedding? Won't I attend the wedding?
-To do what? Let me ask you
to do what? You know to dance and…
Spray money and other activities Oga you know that food
I went to… My friend keep quiet
Keep quiet (Mimicking Mark) See…
-The food there is plenty Listen
I don't want to see you there Do you understand me?
I don't want to see you there As a matter of fact
it's a private wedding So I don't want to see you there But Madam said I should
bring something for her Whatever she needs Just get it across to her
and come back home Afterall you're doing your
job as the house keeper Okay? Go Go now
go If I'm not going what about Ella? She can come Hey Emmanuella…
But we both are house keepers Mark! I said you are not invited
now go Madam said I should get something for her
-Get it for her and take it to her Move! Move! Is that not Mark's hat in
caretakers series on Ella's head? Mark is a weirdo I'll deal with you oh… Ugh… I still don't understand why Baze10
is yet to fire this young man Your shirt is coming in from turkey? No no no
-When? It's at the venue
-It's at the venue? Yes Let's go
-Let's go please We are late Hurry hurry But wait…
Turkey shirt again??? Ah Mark
-Madam See it here Thank you
thank you It's this black one right?
-Yes it's this black one Because I saw a white one there too
-Yes yes This is it thank you Madam There a man waiting for you there He said he's looking for…
Bird Bread
-Bread? Bride bride (this is what he meant)
He's looking for the bride The bride?
-Yes Ah ah
who is the person? He said he wants to go inside the…
-It's okay it's okay thank you Thank you Madam is beautiful oh Madam
-Mmhmm Okay
-It's okay Give me transport (panting) Dammy what are you doing here? I'm your wedding guest Wedding guest? Who invited you? Oh well I didn't get an invite
so I invited myself Why don't I have access? Because… You were not invited See… Dammy I've told you before This relationship is over It has been over long time ago Wait so because we are ex's
I can't come to your wedding? Oh Goodness! Okay Why are you here? Tell me
-Why are you here? Nothing exactly I just came
to witness your happy day Don't witness my happy day Okay?
please jut go Go Dammy go! Don't come and
ruin my marriage Go! Okay
-Go! I'll find my way home Find your way
go go just go please Go Please go Wow madam has an ex? Madam Madam give me transport
let me go home See Mark
you can't go now Mark you cannot go now I need you to help me do something? You see that guy there He's my ex and…
I… I don't want Baze10 to know please I need you to keep him away okay? He shouldn't… He shouldn't get close to the event at all You need to help me please Madam This thing you're saying now… at home Erm… Oga said I should not attend the wedding That I should stay at home I'm not…
-Yes both of you should not attend the wedding Ehen just… Look for a way to trick him out That guy is very dangerous oh He's very dangerous Mark Please and I don't want Baze10
to know about this please Please Mark
please Will I eat rice? You'll eat rice
you'll eat chicken everything Salad you'll eat everything Let me go and blow his mouth now No no no No nah You cannot go like that nah You cannot go like that
-Okay okay Not Mark looking like a drunk Hey! Mark Ahhhh! Mark Please Trick him
you know stylishly just…
Take him away from this environment And you… This your outfit? I need to… We need to look for
something else for you Yes Not this Please help me Please
fast fast fast Not mark trying to look like a gang star on short Nice suit bro What a smart move!!!! See Madam I saw him He took someone's phone Which animal makes that sound? Madam that your ex is a thief oh He stealing over there
-That's his profession I told you right? He's a bad person
-mmhmm He is oh
-Thief See eh Mark Go and give him this drink Is it full? Go and give him like this Make sure he takes it oh Erm…
From my calculation About… 8 hours He should sleep for 8 hours Okay if I give him this
drink now he'll sleep? Yesss He'll sleep for 8 hours
by then… Everybody must have gone Make sure he takes it Mark Please don't disappoint me Mark Make sure he takes it Hope you know him very well? Is he not the person I saw earlier? Okay go go
go go I'll do it stylishly I'll pretend to be an usher go go go Mark please don't give
it to another person Go go go Thank you
thank you Go go go Mark go go go But wait… Which usher dresses like a clown? Well Mark is one Sorry my bad Excuse me sir This drink is for you sir Thank you Wait come Why are you serving only me? What about the others? No oh I like you sir (stammering) When I saw your hair I admired it it's fine
I like your suit sir I like everything about
you even your shades So I decided to give you a drink
-Wow Come Come let's go there eh? Come come Sir won't you drink…
No problem come let's… You're sweating Drink it
drink it Take Drink Hold it
hold it Hold it
-Okay Now drink What is that? Drink this drink now! Or I'll shoot you Sir?
-Drink it Drink up
drink up Okay sir don't worry
let me just… Shhh
hey come come come come Start drinking No sir don't…
-Start drinking Sir…
-Don't make me shoot you Drink it Okay
-Now One… I… I have…
-Fast fast I drank some
-Shhh drink Sir I drank some inside
-Shhhhh drink Sir please I drank some
-Start drinking Sir don't… Sir sir… Drink up drink up Is it sweet? It's very sweet sir Now go Mark! Madam I drank the drink
-Heyyyyy Mark I want to sleep Mark no no no
you cannot sleep now Mark Mark
please you can't sleep now You cannot sleep now
Mark wake up wake up! I'll not sleep Why did you drink it?
I told you to give it to him Why did you drink it? Madam…
Mark!
-Madam he has a gun He has a gun Ooh God what do I do now? Madam let me just sleep small I just knew you weren't
the person for this job Hey! Sit Move move Sit Sit down
-Please Dammy Dammy what do you want from me? Dammy…
-Well… I din't get an invite so
I guess we are not attending I have never seen a marriage without the bride I'd love to see one today How?
what do you mean? Have you ever seen a
marriage go on without the bride? Dammy… I didn't get an invite So neither of us are attending We can't attend without the invite Dammy It's a private wedding Dammy please nah
please Dammy (crying) Ah ah Excuse me
excuse me Has anybody seen the groom? Look at the time What's happening? Ah ah Mc I hope all is well? All is not well
look at the time Time is fast spent
I've been looking for you What's going on? See erm… There's a little challenge I'm actually looking for…
For my wife For your wife? Yes I'm looking for the bride Ah! God I don't know what to do now I've searched everywhere for her
-Excuse me sir Have you seen joy? Ah ah You are the chief bridesmaid
I'm supposed to be asking you I'm with her phone and I saw
so many of your missed calls That's why I came to ask you
have you seen her sir? I've not seen her What's happening? You know what…
Just… Go start something okay? I'm a professional
see see sir… I'm a professional Start what?
-My friend go and start something Salvage the situation Just go and start something
even if it's opening prayer I'm a professional I know
see erm… You guys should just make
the people feel comfortable okay? Let me just look
around for her please Let me look around for her Sir please let me come with you No no no just…
Just… I'm coming As you all know I am the master of this ceremony And ugh… In the next 10 minutes Or so we will be kick starting this event We are so sorry for keeping you All these while (Crowd murmuring) Please hello hello Please please Please I beg your pardon Please ugh…
the… Hello The thing is…
The thing is… hello The bride…
-(Crowd murmuring) Hello the bride and
groom will be here shortly So Please (Crowd murmuring) Okay okay Okay don't worry let
me tell you a joke Okay so… One day… (Crowd murmuring) We didn't come her to listen to jokes
where is the couple? Go and tell them to come Don't ruin my day please Please Hey! Come Come inside Join her Well initially I wanted the
wedding without the bride But since we have both the bride And the groom Ugh.. Stay there
go down Who is he? He's dammy Tell him Tell him exactly who I am Go on Who is he? He's my ex Your ex? Everybody has an ex
Baze10 calm down Erm… you see The private wedding will go on Without the Bride And the groom My God! What do you want from us? Mark Take the gun from him
take the gun Take it away from him Calm down okay I've been looking for you Just calm down We'll go back to the venue
and have the wedding okay? Hold the gun
-Hold it Hold it
-I already told the police so…
Just take care of him before
the police comes to pick him up Just calm down okay Don't… what are you trying to do? No don't do that Just watch him
the police is coming Just imagine he wakes
up and holds her leg Mark is now forming gang star
what if that guy wakes up….. You may now kiss your bride (Crowd cheering and clapping) (Crowd cheering and clapping) Hey! For a moment the bride and
groom taught it was the ex But No it was Mark!!! It's not me It's not me Who then???
sorry let's focus Hey Oga!!! (Oga right now) Who is your Oga? It's not my gun
It's not my gun But wait…
Why did Mark leave the guy
he was asked to watch? Why is Oga not saying anything?
Wetin Man do man Nah why people no
dey help people be this Thanks for watching.
