[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> WELCOME BACK. A VERY CONCERNED WIFE WROTE INTO "DEAR ABBY" BECAUSE HER HUSBAND ROUTINELY TAKES HIS WEDDING RING OFF BEFORE HE PLAYS GOLF OR WORKS OUT, AND OFTEN FORGETS TO PUT IT BACK ON UNTIL SHE TELLS HIM TO. IS SHE READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HE'S HOLDING THAT GOLF CLUB AND MAYBE HIS RING IS BOTHERING? IS ANY OF THAT POSSIBLE? >> YEAH.
>> AND DO YOU CARE? >> MY HUSBAND WORKS OUT A LOT. MY HUSBAND PLAYS GOLF A LOT. MY HUSBAND DOES NOT TAKE OFF HIS WEDDING RING EVER. [ APPLAUSE ] FRANKLY, I DON'T TAKE MINE OFF EITHER BECAUSE I WAS THINNER WHEN I GOT MARRIED AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF MY FINGER. >> NOW IT'S NOT AN OPTION. >> SHE NEEDS TO GRAB THE RING AND MAKE IT SMALLER. >> YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THE REMOVAL OF THE WEDDING RING THING. MANNY'S EXCUSE EARLY ON WAS THAT AS A SURGEON, HE HAD TO SCRUB IN EVERY DAY SO HE HAD TO TAKE THEM OFF, AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW.
HE'D WALK AROUND THE HOSPITAL ALL DAY, NO RING. >> WITH THOSE HOT NURSES. >> WITH THE NURSES. SO NOW HE TIES IT TO HIS SCRUBS SO THEY CAN SEE IT HANGING. >> WHY DO YOU HANG IT DOWN THERE? >> I PREFER — THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE HE CAN — >> A NECKLACE? >> I WOULD PREFER THE NECKLACE, BUT THE ONLY THING HE CAN DO IS DO THAT, AND I TOLD HIM, IT JUST MAKES ME MORE COMFORTABLE, AND I JUST HAVE TWO WORDS FOR THIS LADY. CRAZY GLUE. HE GOES TO SLEEP, DO A LITTLE DABBLE OF CRAZY GLUE. >> YOU HAVE "DEAR SUNNY." >> PROBLEM SOLVED. >> SO YOUR HUSBAND WHO HAS SCRUBBED UP, DOES HE SCRUB THE RING AND THEN ATTACH IT TO THE ROPE AS WELL? >> HE TAKES THE RING OFF FIRST.
HE TIES IT TO HIS SCRUBS, THE FRONT OF HIS SCRUBS AND THEN HE SCRUBS IN. >> DOES HE SCRUB THE LINE THAT HE'S PUTTING THEM ON? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> YEAH. THEY HAVE THE SCRUB THING — >> DOES HE SCRUB THE THING HE'S TIED THE RING TO? >> NO. EVERY TIME HE PUTS IT ON — UNFORTUNATELY HE SCRUBS, LIKE, TEN TIMES A DAY, SO HIS HANDS ARE DRY USUALLY.
>> THIS RING IS DANGLING TO WHEE ALL THE GERMS ARE. >> THEY'RE NOT COMING NEAR HER. >> IT'S SANITIZED. >> I WANT TO MAKE SURE. >> AND HE KEEPS IT ON. I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT LIKE THAT. >> THE PEOPLE HE'S OPERATING ON, OF COURSE, CANNOT SEE BECAUSE THEY'RE OUT. THE NURSES ARE NOT LOOKING AT HIS, YOU KNOW, LOWER REGIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE LOOKING AT THE GUY THAT THEY'RE — NO, CHILD.
