We need to get you out of here. It's the night before
your wedding, and you can't spend
the night together. Nah, Ma, it's– You can't. It's bad luck. We're grown adults. We're fine. No! Actually you should go. It's tradition. See, she gets it. I just want to ask. Is that genetics or is it like… …pilates? ♫ Strands in your eyes ♫ ♫ they color them wonderful ♫ We got you a gift. It's your "something borrowed." Brings you good luck. Except for Uncle Greg, who ended up decapitated
on that forklift. But that's not the knife's fault. Ahh ah. Oh, someone just left
that in the bathroom. ♫ Tell me ♫ ♫ we belong together ♫ Look at you.
I think the left boob is slightly lower than the right boob. ♫ Heartache ♫ ♫ that hangs from above ♫ Something doesn't feel right. Ahhhh! There are pirates. And they
took everybody hostage. It's normal to feel scared. I'm not going to let anything
happen to your family. I'm also feeling scared. Like the most scared I've ever
been in my whole life. It's like I just watched
"The Ring," you know? Here's the plan. I'll
trap him in the net. I'll spray him in the eyes. Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ah! Sorry. Ahhhhhh! Stop screaming! Everyone we love could die. We're gonna fix this. Ah! Don't let go! Don't you let go! Nobody f**** with my family. ♫ …your crying shoulder ♫ Stop shooting your sister! Carol! Thank you for the cake knife. I frickin' love this cake knife..
